Stealing a moment… just a quick trip to Nordstrom.

Out of lip gloss…

Laura Mercier Pink Diamonds and Nars Orgasm.

Their best sellers.

Travesty.

 

Sephora!!

Straight away.

 

I only need two things…

only these two.

 

“May I help you miss?”

A dapper young man clad all in black.

and more eyeliner than I will ever own.

 

I love him!

Anyone who calls me miss…

Especially when I am 20 years their senior.

 

 

“Yes…

 

I need…

 

Pink Diamonds…

 

And an Orgasm.”

 

WELL!

If that don’t sum it all up!

I mean does a girl really need anything else?

 

And I am not sure who laughed harder…

Me?

Or my new friend Sephora friend Stephan.