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Preaching To The Choir

23 Feb

We have had some birthday activity around here.

Two to be exact…

within one month

Plus Christmas

That means?

There are toys

E V E R Y W H E R E

I mean everywhere.

It is ludicrous.

So I think a good rule of thumb is

You?

As the child.

Have to?

Pick up your shit.

Right?

Can I hear an amen?!

 

This has not been happening.

Sunday after stepping on a lite bright peg

Which made me see the white light of God.

I swear.

And putting Barbie’s unreasonably high pink pumps on

3 times

In 4 minutes

Followed by putting away the dress up clothes

For the 5th time since lunch.

I was done!

I went a little mommy ballistic

Swiping a toy from

Each toddler

Til the situation?

Was rectified.

 

I even tried the clean up song.

Which?

Is gay…

but works at school.

And?

Is not as…

gay as this one.

And!

Amy Adams is just adorable you have to admit.

 

It took a while

To pick up 58 puzzle pieces

73 crayons

And 97 washable markers.

 

Upon completion…

Landon lands on the couch

Feet in the air…

 “Mom?

I am so t’red…

It be so hard…

Jis picking up all my stuff.”

Are you kidding me?

Sista you are preaching to the choir.

But she?

Sat on the couch

Hand to brow

Heaving chest.

You would have thought I made her clean the kitchen floor…

With?

Her tongue.

 Sissy girl!

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