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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I shared our trip to &#8220;Hot Lanta&#8221; a few weeks ago. It was stressful. Travel with small kids is ALWAYS STRESSFUL &#160; And while we were away, our cat died. This is the second time a pet has died, while I was on a business trip. &#160; 14 years with our big maine [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=3026&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Mother&#8217;s day</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/05/16/the-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How was your Mother’s Day? My sweet single friend sent me a nice note saying &#8220;I hope the girls are spoiling you.&#8221; ? Well… I got really cute gifts from school. Both girls worked very hard on them. And I will save them forever. But? Was I spoiled? Oh no. I was awakened by four [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=3016&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>LOL</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/05/09/lol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mama is? southern&#8230; and not very familiar w/ technology. For example, when she found out about linkedin, she went out and created herself a profile, as a domestic goddess with a degree in MRS, and proclaimed herself to be excellent in this role. When I told her it was a professional site which people [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2987&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fun in the Friendly Skies</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/05/04/fun-in-the-friendly-skies/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2013/05/04/fun-in-the-friendly-skies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 14:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t written in a while… I know. We have just been so busy and have had a lot of travel.  I have, in short, been wiped out. We took a trip (the whole fan-dam-ily) to Hot-lanta. Direct flight&#8230; not so bad. But once again, our seats are not together. I mean we are on [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2978&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can I hear an AMEN?</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/03/14/can-i-hear-an-amen/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2013/03/14/can-i-hear-an-amen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite part of the weekday Is Around 9:00 p.m. Both girls are in bed, Asleep. I can see them, Covered up, And quiet. Not asking for anything Not fighting &#160; So I sit&#8230; With my nirvana.. A hefty glass of red wine. &#160; Normally I pretty much collapse, at this point. &#160; But tonight [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2972&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">I am so totally ignoring you Mom.</media:title>
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		<title>Odd Behavior</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/03/11/odd-behavior/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2013/03/11/odd-behavior/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Landon is folding clothes… Hmmm. You can imagine I am concerned At this unsolicited contribution Perhaps aliens have taken over her body.   “honey?” I say &#160; “Mom… I’m gonna help you out and fold dese clothes… So you will have more time to find us a Dad… I’m not sure you are working that [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2964&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thank you!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/02/20/thank-you/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2013/02/20/thank-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adoption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birth Mother]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a repost&#8230; sort of &#8230; I posted something similar last year on Landon&#8217;s birthday. &#160; Today is my daughter&#8217;s Birthday. Tennyson is 4. We did it, we made it to 4. Tennyson is: Busy Funny Independent Caring Tough &#160; As it is her birthday, I have much to do: Find presents (damnit) Wrap [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2956&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Get some today!</media:title>
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		<title>Whac-A-Mole</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/02/10/whac-a-mole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother, The laundress, you may recall Visited recently. &#160; Mothers can say things… Only a mother can Such as… “well honey when you fix your hair, we can go” “um… Mom… it is fixed” “Oh… I see” Read as… “how do you expect to find a man when you look like shit” &#160; &#160; [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2941&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Still Recovering&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/02/06/still-recovering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How were your holidays? Yes I know it has been a month. But I still occasionally get asked that. What do I say? Am I honest? &#160; As a single mother I suffer from guilt Frequently Consuming… I suck… Guilt That I am not doing it right or enough&#8230; just something. &#160; I don’ think [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2922&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Steady&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/01/17/steady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mommy?&#8221; &#8220;Yes Landon?&#8221; &#8220;Is it okay if I say shit?&#8221; &#160; OMG OMG OMG &#160; &#8220;No ma&#8217;am&#8230; no you may not&#8230; that is a grown up word&#8230; and not a very nice one at that.&#8221; &#160; What the hell is she thinking, asking me if she can shit, I mean where does she hear shit [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2917&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Needed to Read This</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2013/01/07/i-needed-to-read-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 04:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will take no credit for writing this.  It&#8217;s the Pregnant Chicken.  She is great! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amy-morrison/motherhood_b_2271349.html But… Will say only that a dear friend found this and said: “You need to read this shit.” She? Is so classy. But, OMG, She was so right. I love it. Love this woman. Would totally hit on her, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2906&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Greetings</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/12/25/holiday-greetings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 06:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of holiday tidings, I am posting our holiday card to share.  If you already got one of these in the mail, you are likely my father, or we are just really tight. Regardless, as of right now, you have survived Christmas&#8230; lets hope the rest of the week is just as grand! [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2895&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Ad</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/12/20/the-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Christmas time, more than others, I am stressed. And a little more “screamy” than normal. Any mom can relate. Way too much sugar in the house. Things I would never buy, Nor make. Create a more&#8230; STRESSED Mommy. &#160; So my quiet time&#8230; And trust me it is a stretch to categorize it that [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2876&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eggs?</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/12/10/eggs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can imagine, my pride, When my daughter, Announces&#8230; Proudly Loudly And with good posture&#8230; “Mommy? Sometimes My butt blows bubbles And they smell like eggs.” And she? Thinks that is HYSTERICAL Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2861&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Toots &amp; Scout</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/12/03/toots-scout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite invention… Next to red wine And the hair pick. I love me a pick. And I know &#8230; I am the only person in my zip code With one but… It is just the perfect tool&#8230; for the perfect amount of hair bouffiness, &#160; Is! The Elf On the Shelf It? Is friggin&#8217; [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2852&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Cookie Jar</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/10/27/the-cookie-jar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know this song? “who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?” We do. &#160; It is a fun little back and forth game with the family in the car. &#160; Well… Last Sunday… On the drive to Home Depot… Landon offered up this little song. It was going to be fun. &#160; So [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2839&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Toddler Musings</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/10/15/toddler-musings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have kids… little kids… Your mornings may look a little like this: &#160; 5 year old: “Mommy we had a sub-a-toot yesterday” “Oh you did…” “She is pretty and gots a baby in her tummy.” &#160; The 3 year old: “Mommy “Eaten (ethan) trowed up today It tinky It gross MOMMY! I gonna [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2831&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Home Depot</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/09/17/the-home-depot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2012 15:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Mommy?” &#160; “Yes?” &#160; “Me and Tenny has been talking.” &#160; “Really? And what did you decide?” &#160; “Well. We thinks you should get a Daddy Then you wouldn’t have so much Mommin’ to do.” &#160; “Oh… Well where do you think I could get one… a Daddy?” “Me and Tenny thinks you can get [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2822&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crustable!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/09/15/crustable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 04:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mornings&#8230; with 2 girls 2 schools endless drama Are nothing short of madness. But. BUTT! &#160; I have found the solution The Mommy savior. It is? the crustable. &#160; It is&#8230; genius. The crustable&#8230; may be the single best invention for motherhood&#8230; since Scotch. &#160; I find they are just a tad better when [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2817&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Busy as shit</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/08/26/busy-as-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 04:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes&#8230; I KNOW it has been&#8230; a LONG time, since I have written &#160; Forgive me people&#8230; but I have been? busy as shit! &#160; I could go in to all the gory details&#8230; but will spare  you. I will just say that I have had to cancel my hair color appointment 3 times. My [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2811&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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