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		<title>Preaching To The Choir</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have had some birthday activity around here. Two to be exact&#8230; within one month Plus Christmas That means? There are toys E V E R Y W H E R E I mean everywhere. It is ludicrous. So I think a good rule of thumb is You? As the child. Have to? Pick up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2629&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are days… Weeks really. That just suck. Days? Weeks? When being a Mom… Being me… Is not fun. Not even a little bit. &#160; We all know the blue screen… On our computer. It is not a good sign. Like a pause when you ask your man: “do these jeans make me look fat?” [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2621&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Yob</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Yoga]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a new position. I am getting promoted. &#160; Mama is Very Excited. &#160; Mama is going shopping. &#160; Mama needs a new pair of shoes. &#160; Mama needs to simmer down. &#160; &#160; Mama told the girls. “Mommy has a new job girls” Landon….             “You mean you gonna do more yoga” I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2611&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Locks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While watching the Grammies Sunday, Landon got a glimpse of one of the acts The Foo Fighters Dave Grohl &#160; And quiet for the first time in the entire day.. She said. &#8220;Mommy is that what happens when you don’t brush your hair? Like you always be telling me?&#8221; &#160; And I ? Seeing my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2605&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Observations &#8230; from the tub</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/09/observations-from-the-tub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The girls are in bed. FINALLY And! &#160; One of my favorite things! Is a hot bath… SCALDING Steam rising. As I breathe in the calm… And allow them stress of the day to dissolve. &#160; …but then! “MOM!” “WHAT!” “Oh…dere you are. What are you doing?” &#160; This seems relatively obvious to me… As [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2592&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>7A</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/05/7a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Flying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hammer toe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a business trip recently. It was divine. And by divine? I mean there were no children. &#160; I was in the bulkhead… Which means a little extra space. For me… Just me. &#160; I close my eyes… It is calm… Even with the strangers passing by…. And the periodic bump of an errant [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2587&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Shit Prize</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/30/the-shit-prize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I? Cooked poop today. &#160; That? Is not a reflection of my cooking ability. Although there are times… &#160; I washed poop. Quite by accident. Tenny is potty training. And honestly? We are there… cept for that pesky pooping. &#160; The girls are getting ready for school. And by that I mean dragging every toy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2580&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yo Lady!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/28/yo-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are days&#8230; when life is just funny. You know? Or maybe I am just&#8230; punchy? from lack of sleep&#8230; and almost anything is funny. &#160; On our way&#8230;. to the grocery store. Two in tow. I am already nervous. Wishing I had added a little Baileys to my coffee. &#160; &#8220;Mama?&#8221; &#8220;Yes ma&#8217;am&#8221; &#160; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2568&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chill Out!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/24/chill-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was not my finest Mommy moment. I poured water on my kids&#8217; heads. R E L A X… I didn’t drown them… Just cooled them off.. &#160; But … In my defense&#8230; It was a day… You know what I mean… Just a helluva day. And girls… When in a group of two or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2561&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the What??</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/22/what-the-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Landon? Has a friend A boy&#8230;. Friend. Joseph. He is cute. And? Knows it. His mom and dad&#8230; very nice. So when I was asked for a playdate&#8230; Sure! &#160; And then? The father said: &#8220;Joseph just loves Landon&#8221; &#160; Why wouldn&#8217;t he? &#8220;Yes&#8221;&#8230; Dad says. &#8220;when we were on vacation, he asked to use [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2551&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Art of The TP</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/20/the-art-of-the-tp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a household of 3 girls&#8230; We? Use a lot of toilet paper. A LOT! &#160; Because you know&#8230; It? can be used for a multitude of things: stool when appropriately placed beneath both feet facilitates the reach of things to which you have no bid&#8217;ness gettng in to ball of sorts to hurl at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2543&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Mommy?</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/19/why-mommy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Girls &#8230; how was your day?&#8221; &#160; &#8220;Brendon said his Daddy is moving out of dere house&#8221; &#160; &#8220;Uh oh&#8221; &#160; &#8220;I pee in da potty&#8221; &#160; &#8220;Great job Tenny&#8221; &#160;  &#8221;Naomi hates her Mommy’s brussel sprouts&#8221; &#160; &#8220;I pee in da  toe’let. da toe&#8217;let da toe&#8217;let da toe&#8217;let&#8221; &#160; &#8220;Okay I get it Tennyson&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2529&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lil&#8217; Toot</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/16/lil-toot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you ever toot? I know you do. We all toot. &#160; I normally have a good handle on this sort of thing? &#160; BUT… BUTT???? Hahahaha Yesterday we had Wahoo Fish Tacos. YUMMORAMA! Well… Everything they have has beans. They are DIVINE. But… Butt! &#160; This one particular time… They did not “agree” With [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2513&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blue what??</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/15/blue-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beyoncé Knowles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay so Beyonce and Jay-Z had a baby. And the baby is Blue Ivy. Cool I guess. &#160; And Jay-Z? Well lets just shoot straight. He married up. WAY up! Beyonce is the superstar of the decade. And He? Is Jay-Z and that is about all. &#160; Apparently she was way over the top&#8230; On [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2505&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Peace and Thank You</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/12/2494/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adoption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birth Mother]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my daughter’s birthday. She did not get a pony! (I am not stupid) &#160; As such, I have much to do: Find presents (damnit) Wrap presents Pick the perfect pink frosting: Pink blush Baby pink Fuschia tint Pink swirl Peachy pink BLECCKK! &#160; I am thankful that I purchased the bike&#8230; already put [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2494&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Incentivize me!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/11/incentivize-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Parenthood]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Potty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[#2 is potty training. OMG I forgot the fun. I will ask her flat out like forty times And as soon as you start to potty train&#8230; they like go more. What up w/ dat?   &#8220;Tenny do you have to pee&#8221; &#8220;Tenny?&#8221; &#8220;Pee?&#8221; &#8220;You need to go to the potty Tenny?&#8221; And finally she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2480&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Conservation</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/09/the-conservation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Mommy?” &#160; “Yes?” &#160; “Do you know that movie?” &#160; ? &#160; “The one we watched?” &#160; More data needed…. &#160; “There was a girl… You know her?” &#160; I? Do not. &#160; “What color was her hair?” &#160; “Um… yellow… and brown… Some red… and maybe black” &#160; Helpful? Not so much. &#160; “Mommy? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2473&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Losing it</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/04/losing-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 05:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is it any wonder… &#160; Really? &#160; That we are late to school… &#160; Each? &#160; And every day? &#160; Is it? &#160; Really?? &#160; When I can&#8217;t find my bra&#8230; or my boots. Filed under: Misbehaving<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2468&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Crazy?</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/03/are-you-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Jessica Parker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A New Year&#8217;s Day birthday party. What fun! Right? &#160; well&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. &#160; I hear it. A panicked mother’s cry. Oh&#8230; Thank God&#8230; it is not me screaming this time. &#160; But then&#8230; &#8220;ARE YOU CRAZY?&#8221; &#160; And I knew. I knew the answer. And the child in question. She? Is&#8230; in fact crazy. And she? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2460&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Everything Ya&#8217;ll</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/01/happy-everything-yall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[New Year]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi folks. &#160; This year Landon wrote our Holiday card. If you did not get one from me personally&#8230; it is because? I do not know you&#8230; or Tennyson used all my holiday stamps to make a sticker collage. 13.20 of stamps. GRRR &#160; I am posting it here.. If this is a repeat for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&amp;blog=10567508&amp;post=2451&amp;subd=kellyozley&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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