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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 05:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I? Do not eat a lot of candy. But? My daughter had some milk duds. So she shared one with me. We? Encourage sharing. Except for germs And my lip gloss.   It was so yummy.  Brought me back to my childhood And my husky jeans. Mmmmm Mmmmm Crunch &#160; Oh! &#160; They have nuts [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2758&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Imbecile</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 05:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like good manners In kids And they? Are  rare. I like Please Thank you Sir Ma’am Etc. &#160; Perhaps it is my Southern upbringing Or my experience working at Toys R Us But I like me some manners. &#160; Which is why I hammer the girls about proper manners And most of the time&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2753&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trippin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 16:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I took the girls on a trip Me for business. Them? For annoyance. It? Was  a L O N G Trip We boarded the plane and are seated Safe and secure in our private row I am trying to satisfy Tennyson’s growing hunger With a variety of tasty treats. &#8220;Um Mom…&#8221; It is the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2746&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Levity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We went to see my sister and her family recently. En route &#8230;. we stayed at a hotel. My girls? loved the bed the most. Do you blame them? &#160; Their cousins&#8230; have a trampoline. a HUGE trampoline. People? it is fun&#8230;. really fun. Like I am going to pee right here&#8230; I am laughing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2738&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Royal Toilet</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/04/16/theprincess-potty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 04:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This? Is the newest addition to our house. It is an effort. Plea. Act of desperation. To get Tennyson potty trained. &#160; She is close. And most of the time will hit the target. But there are times, When? She does not. Maybe she just cannot make the extra 6 steps to the potty&#8230; Or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2721&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Trip to Guilty</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/04/05/the-trip-to-guilty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 05:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bubble Guppies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder. Is it just me? Because I am single. And there is only one parent&#8230; One me. Is that the reason I am… Utterly worn out. Each And Every Day &#160; &#160; A boss once told me … The guilt never goes away. He meant with his kids. And I didn’t get it then. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2701&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/03/29/crazy-hat-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 03:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has this ever happened to you? “Mommy I need some cupcakes for school.” “Ok sure honey… when do you need them?” “In da morning.” “WHAT?!” “Why didn’t you tell me earlier?” “I didn’t needs dem then” “oh” Well. We get home from school. I heat the leftover mac &#38; cheese. And prepare another gourmet meal. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2685&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Bun</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/03/20/the-bun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are taking ballet now. Landon&#8230; that is to say. &#160; I bought the ballet costume this weekend. And she? Is JUST BESIDE HERSELF Cannot take her eyes off of herself. Danced til she could dance no more. &#160; But what I have told Ms. Landon is… Ballerinas? Mind their mamas… Go to bed on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2674&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Going to JuJu&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 02:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Late afternoon on a Saturday. I have declined the repeated pleas for? More TV… And a bunny rabbit. &#160; I am wiping down the bathroom sink. &#160; I feel the eyes of condemnation upon me. They are my Landon. 5 and full of herself. &#160; But now… She is clad in all her dress up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2669&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/03/10/no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 06:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I remember watching women&#8230; With their children. In the mall. At the market. Getting a coffee. Hearing &#8220;No&#8221; &#8220;No&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; &#160; I wondered. Pondered. Is that all they can say? Why aren’t they enjoying motherhood? Aren&#8217;t they happy? &#160; I? Would do this so much better. You see. &#160; Well? Today… Went like this? &#160; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2658&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bump Bed</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/03/06/bump-bed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need to get my girls a new bed. Probably a bunk bed. Because? They share a room. And it is tiny. So I have been marketing the new bed&#8230; to the buyers&#8230; a.k.a&#8230; my kids. Like it is a big deal… “You girls are getting so big. Mommy is so proud of you”… sort [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2649&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Emdopted</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/28/emdopted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adoption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mommy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2639</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have never lied to my girls. They know they were adopted Do they really “get” it? Negatory They don’t really get anything…. Unless? It is pink A toy Or chocolate. &#160; So the other day I caught them… With all their stuffed animals… lined up… one by one… on Tenny’s bed. &#160; Perplexed… I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2639&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Preaching To The Choir</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/23/preaching-to-the-choir/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/23/preaching-to-the-choir/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barbie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rule of thumb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toys and Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2629</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We have had some birthday activity around here. Two to be exact&#8230; within one month Plus Christmas That means? There are toys E V E R Y W H E R E I mean everywhere. It is ludicrous. So I think a good rule of thumb is You? As the child. Have to? Pick up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2629&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/20/2621/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/20/2621/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 05:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenthood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Potty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Screen of Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Potty Training]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2621</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are days… Weeks really. That just suck. Days? Weeks? When being a Mom… Being me… Is not fun. Not even a little bit. &#160; We all know the blue screen… On our computer. It is not a good sign. Like a pause when you ask your man: “do these jeans make me look fat?” [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2621&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>New Yob</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/17/new-yob/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/17/new-yob/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Yoga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mommy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.wordpress.com/?p=2611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a new position. I am getting promoted. &#160; Mama is Very Excited. &#160; Mama is going shopping. &#160; Mama needs a new pair of shoes. &#160; Mama needs to simmer down. &#160; &#160; Mama told the girls. “Mommy has a new job girls” Landon….             “You mean you gonna do more yoga” I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2611&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Locks</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/14/locks/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/14/locks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Grohl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Foo Fighters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grammy Award]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While watching the Grammies Sunday, Landon got a glimpse of one of the acts The Foo Fighters Dave Grohl &#160; And quiet for the first time in the entire day.. She said. &#8220;Mommy is that what happens when you don’t brush your hair? Like you always be telling me?&#8221; &#160; And I ? Seeing my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2605&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Observations &#8230; from the tub</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/09/observations-from-the-tub/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/09/observations-from-the-tub/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Potty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relaxation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Surgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Varicose veins]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2592</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The girls are in bed. FINALLY And! &#160; One of my favorite things! Is a hot bath… SCALDING Steam rising. As I breathe in the calm… And allow them stress of the day to dissolve. &#160; …but then! “MOM!” “WHAT!” “Oh…dere you are. What are you doing?” &#160; This seems relatively obvious to me… As [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2592&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>7A</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/05/7a/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/02/05/7a/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bunion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hammer toe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Airlines]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I took a business trip recently. It was divine. And by divine? I mean there were no children. &#160; I was in the bulkhead… Which means a little extra space. For me… Just me. &#160; I close my eyes… It is calm… Even with the strangers passing by…. And the periodic bump of an errant [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2587&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Shit Prize</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/30/the-shit-prize/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/30/the-shit-prize/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kellyozley.com/?p=2580</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I? Cooked poop today. &#160; That? Is not a reflection of my cooking ability. Although there are times… &#160; I washed poop. Quite by accident. Tenny is potty training. And honestly? We are there… cept for that pesky pooping. &#160; The girls are getting ready for school. And by that I mean dragging every toy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2580&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yo Lady!</title>
		<link>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/28/yo-lady/</link>
		<comments>http://kellyozley.com/2012/01/28/yo-lady/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellyozley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Communicating with Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[communication]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misbehaving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are days&#8230; when life is just funny. You know? Or maybe I am just&#8230; punchy? from lack of sleep&#8230; and almost anything is funny. &#160; On our way&#8230;. to the grocery store. Two in tow. I am already nervous. Wishing I had added a little Baileys to my coffee. &#160; &#8220;Mama?&#8221; &#8220;Yes ma&#8217;am&#8221; &#160; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyozley.com&#038;blog=10567508&#038;post=2568&#038;subd=kellyozley&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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