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Another One Bites My Butt

Sunday…

Lovely Sunday…

Quiet and relaxing right?

Hell No!

Honestly they are like caged animals.

But we have napped.

Well one of us.

And I?

attempted at home yoga.

Which is about as relaxing as an enima.

BECAUSE…

Landon “Mommy I needs a do yoga with you…

I so be stressing”

For heavens sake about what…

Whether to pick Belle or Barbie gummy snacks.

Seriously?

So I set up her separate mat…

Which I bought for emergencies just such as this.

BUT…

It is much more fun to do down dog directly beneath me.

We are like spooning but in downward facing dog…

And then our 25 pound cat

 (yes… cat… he is big boned…)

Has decided to perch on the upper quarter of my mat…

Making any sort of extended movement out of the question.

So all that aside…

We are ready to go outside…

Hit the park…

Post our well deserved treat.

(snicker!!!!

So not deserved…

except for me)

We will have a little frozen yogurt…

Which I always call ice cream…

Because it gets me more Best Mom In School points.

But it is that kind that is sort of a buffet…

Where there are 10 or so flavors…

All with dispensers to pick and mix.

They even have instructions:

  • Create
  • Weigh
  • Pay
  • Enjoy

We never were good at following instructions.

Oops!

They provide tiny little thimbles for testing…

Which if you actually try to dispense yogurt in to this barbie bowl?

You will get a yogurt hand rinse…

But Landon sees the 5 oz Dixie cups meant for free water…

And decides that is a better sampling tool.

OMG!!!

But it’s all good because they cannot reach the yogurt right?

      Wrong-O!

They can…

And there is a squeal of a delight…

As a blob of peanut butter cup/mocha chocolate swirl cascades on the grate.

ACKKK!!!

NO!

“Girls… you cannot do that…
You cannot pour yourself a quart size sample of yogurt…
No let Mommy do it”

WAAAA!!

Kick…. Spit… Spin…

WAAAAA!!!

You would have thought I knocked off the Wiggles.

And Tennyson so mad…

So mad she is…

That she does not have free reign

to create her own personal “ice cream” tower…

Well?

She…

She…

She bit me on the ass.

 She did.

It is not the first occurrence either.

(in her defense…

it  IS strategically placed at primo biting level)

We caused quite the stir…

Giggle

Giggle
“Oh…you’ve got your hands full…don’t you”

You could say that…

And I think I need some Bactine now.

OUCH!

 
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Posted by on April 19, 2011 in Misbehaving, Parenthood, Parenting

 

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