The Team

Me, Mama, Mommy, Ma’am, Mzzzz. Ozley, Kelly, Kel (which I hate from strangers)  – these are all me. I have been called many things, but of late mostly The General of this ship, the SS Drive me Crazy.  I have to wrangle up all these critters and try to keep some bit of order in this otherwise chaotic life (that I LOVE).

Landon –#1 daughter.  If she were going to be an actress, I can  totally see her as Bette Midler, start the party now… I’m here. Very sweet, very sensitive, very sly.  Very almost 6.   I see Landon running an ad agency or some large marketing company one day (God help anyone who gets in the way).

Tennyson — #2 daughter.  New to our team since May 2010.   She is a slippery little sucker — quick and ALWAYS in to something (usually fragile and expensive).   I believe she will be quietly headstrong.  I see her running some large arts oriented company in her long curls and bohemian skirt one day.   She is 3, almost 4..  Lord give me strength.  3 is the new 2.  I see her as Barbara Hershey opposite my little Bette.

Clyde — he is the Alpha Cat.  He is 13 and weighs 19 pounds.  That is not a typo (although given the hectic nature of this house,  you will see plenty out here… bank on it).  If Clyde were to play hockey he would be the puck.  Not a lot of quick movements with him (unless there is a loud noise).  Lovable and fluffy.

Clooney is our second cat.  She has been known to get her head caught in a tissue box (repeatedly).   She is named after the super divine Mr. George Clooney… and because Clooney and Clyde sounds very cute together.